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Ugh I hate how simultaneously cynical and correct this feels...

Seriously though, it’s like half of us are fucking cartoon characters. There is a multi-billion dollar industry dedicated to coddling us and reinforcing all the comfortable lies that bigots tell themselves. And it’s not like that shit sprang out the ether, either; it’s exactly what their audience wants.

I honestly had to read that like 3 times before I parsed what they were saying. Then I immediately wished I hadn’t.

Very well said

I moved to Oregon from TX about three years ago and haven’t been homesick for another Houston or Austin summer since. Until I read your comment and I swear it transported me.

I read this comment like 30 minutes ago. I’ve had No Diggity stuck in my head ever since, and just figured out why.

I just spit water all over my keyboard.

Edit: I would buy a book of these stories. Literally just copy-paste them sequentially until you have 200ish pages and send me the link. These are gold

I will never understand what is so fucking alluring about that word amongst my skinfolk.

Yeah, agreed.

Unfortunately, his followers see strength and intelligence as opposite sides of a spectrum, as opposed to the latter being the source of the former.

Yes. Yes, you should. Please and thank you

This is...
“incoherent” isn’t even the right realm for this.

I am sorry you went through that. That fucking sucks.

Ask and the commentariat shall deliver. Thanks!

+1

Ah, I see sir has eschewed the traditional “nice Chianti.” Very well, will sir be needing anything else?

I have nothing to add, really. Just super, super excited for you! May you have a smooth and quick recovery

Don’t. Punch. Down.

Not surprised it passed me by, last year was a bit of a blur. Couldn’t be happier to see a hometown hero of mine get his due.

If it’s a problem, you could always look into other options and see how it... pans out?

(turns out making a pansexual dad joke is tougher than expected)