I mean, this dude is the originator of like half the golden age hip-hop dictionary. Not to mention being just the smoothest mufucka out there in terms of language and flow.

Too $hort has his place, but I think some folks are about to get a quick education.

Wow that’s a deep cut, I had no idea where I’d heard that name before.

I can detect no lies. Get’em.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fuck you, you ghoul.

Well damn said.

Huh. You’re not wrong.

whoa.

Yaaaaas king! Welcome to dudehood, Elliot.

Alas...

“Why haven’t we pushed that build out to prod yet?”

“One of the new tests isn’t passing, and it’s proving hard to debug.”

“Okay, I just pushed the fix, check again”

“expect(true).not.toBe(false)“

six months later, weird regression happens live in prod

“Guys, our testing clearly isn’t good enough”

Fucking good.

The first one of these with a height adjustment for the screen is gonna be the shit.

As it stands now, I feel like your neck would get stuck at 65 degrees downward tilt till your next chiro adjustment.

So I guess you’ve never heard of Randy Pitchford, huh?

I tell you what, I’m right there with you. I have gone through the 5 stages of Dealing with Fuckshit and honestly just want these people to go the fuck away and let us move forward.

Damn, well freaking said!

He needed the support after Kidelo read him for filth 🤣

Look, you’re already my favorite person. This is just excessive.

Haha I’m familiar enough with bridge (go go family reunions!) to understand how annoying that would be.

“Hey do you remember what t- uh... the winning suit was two hands ago?”

The cruel irony is that in reality, his suits are anything but winning (whether sartorial or legal).

There’s also a joke there about “closing…

But how long till we get to say things like ‘trump card’ again without cringing? Is it never? It kinda feels like never.

You are my hero. I didn’t think about fextralife, but that’s a great idea.

I think the biggest thing I need to understand is defense. Ki pulses I’m getting used to, but after souls (and then sekiro) I’m not sure... how to defend? I suspect I should be using block more than I am.

Once I can figure that out, I can maybe…