Vermont's got this figured out.

Your mom is, though.

"Dick finds new place to hang out"

Nothing motivates Thomas more than the thought of giving someone a freebie.

"The save was just a bonus. Really, I'm just glad he didn't tread on me."

Demolishment? You're probably one of these guys who says resiliency, too.

Huh. I thought the only n-word ESPN vigilantly avoided using was "NHL"

If Manhattan is Disneyland, Brooklyn is Epcot Center.

The keeper has a massive incentive to attack the ball, as if they can touch the ball, that has shown to basically give them carte blanch for whatever else happens on the play. Keepers still are a protected species to many refs, so if they can win a race to the ball, they're safe.

David Silva is one of the best dribbling attacking midfielders in the world. There is no conceivable scenario where he is outside of the top 15. 41 is flat out wrong.

While Sneijder at 73 seems like an enormous slight, and I normally would be irreparably offended, I can recognize what Billy is doing here.

I think it's a cry for help. He means about him.

But does anybody really disagree with Mourinho when he says this is the worst Barcelona team since before Pep? You gave them their rightful praise over how much they've scored (and who's been scoring), but glossed over the shaky midfield and the leaky defence that has led to results like the loss to Valencia at home a…

you are the worst type of non-offensive internet commenter

You win.

Oh man, this whole piece reads as eerily familiar.

June 4th 2011 Gillette Stadium. USMNT was playing Spain and I was in the AO Supporters section. I was lucky enough to grab a seat in the first few rows and was able to get within earshot of many of the players. During the end of the first half, Fernando Torres started to warm up behind the goal, running sprints back…

AHEM, I wrote this article two weeks ago.

http://floritexayork.kinja.com/la-liga-is-pre…

All of them.