I Can't Stop Watching Deadspin Post A New Article With "I Can't Stop Watching" In The Headline At Least Once A Week

Chinooks: [approach MetLife]

Gary Thorne here alongside Bill Clement... those were the days

And at the other end of the spectrum was ESPN2's Fire on Ice intro that always seemed to feature Canucks v Kings. Just totally different from ESPN.

Here are the socks that the Seahawks will be wearing.

Actually, you don't speak for all of us here. I sent you a notarized Revocation of Power of Attorney by certified mail two weeks ago. According to the little green postcard I have in my hand, your receptionist signed off on it January 23, 2014. Please revise your comment or you will be hearing from counsel. Many…

This is just ludicrous. I absolutely cannot believe that Geno Smith was intercepted before coming anywhere near a touchdow—

[Receives vicious blindside hit from Standards]
[Blacks out; fumbles joke]
[Spends rest of life feeling cloudy, with a sensitivity to light, GIF-related humor]

Why do the Broncos win eastern Tennessee? What's with Seattle's noncontiguous support in Minnesota and Wisconsin.

Don't worry, there is still nothing more stereotypically hipsterish than having moronic opinions about what sports are acceptable for people to say they enjoy. You are secure in your position.

Probably says more about you than the sport.

sounds like you have some issues to work out

I wouldn't have guessed you're a soccer fan.

Grammar scholarships.

Tampa Bay Rowdies, dammit.

The animals knocking kids over gif thread on Gawker.

I'm not a coach, but it seems pretty stupid to put your offensive strategy right on your jersey.

Caity Weaver: "A god damn angel."

What's your twitter handle? I'd really like to follow for more awesome commentary.

To be fair, that's not the worst combination of those four words one could come up with.