I am sick and tired of all of these arsenal posts!

I'm a little surprised at the England selection myself. I would have had given Italy the upper hand. Especially at a tournament.

I was really hoping it was going one more round for GK vs. GK.

For the 120 minutes of game play with the temperature and field conditions, Jimmy Nielsen played with the speed, agility and dexterity of Leslie Nielsen.

Another thing to look out for is the defensive partnerships in the game. In the Collin/Besler pairing, KC probably has the best CBs in the league, and Besler's the first name on Jurgen Klinsmann's USMNT backline. RSL's CBs aren't slouches either — both Nat Borchers and Chris Schuler are solid MLS veterans.

So it's settled: Arsenal will win the Prem, France will be miraculous WC finalists and the US will lift the World Cup.

What a biting goal.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Conceding that I have a lifelong hatred of Presidents, Democrats, Congress, Kenyans Healthcare, needles, and heights, I'm looking forward to fairly examining the merits of Obamacare.

It's time for Magary to enter the hall.

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And yet fucking Mexico gets in.

Just kiss already.

"Ok, Roatti, you got this. Remember all the practice, all the time perfecting your form. Keep it simple. Imagine you are throwing a watermelon over a fence while wearing ski boots."

Greg: It's absolutely atrocious that you're defending Sepp Blatter at anything. Plenty of pro-Blatter players are gelled up goons, the images that Messi and Ronaldo have are completely worthless to this conversation.

This has to do with the fact that FIFA will go to any length to suck Messi off while shitting on…

Henry is important, but to not mention the impact of Cahill and Petke is criminal.

I feel pretty good about the playoffs. We are definitely able to handle Houston and Montreal since we have a huge mental advantage against them both, and even the semi-finals against SKC or NE will be close but winnable.

No, there were no fans there last night. Just piped in noise

Deadspin has really deepened and improved its soccer coverage lately, but you wouldn't be able to tell from this piece. What happened last night was the MLS equivalent of Ryne Sandberg leading the Cubs to the World Series title, if the World Series was created by a coalition of hardcore baseball fans. Which is to say…

they have fans, right?