BREAKING: Refugio HS football coach to join Greg Schiano's Buccaneers as offensive coordinator and chief "mentality mentor."

Original honeymoon! You'll make some lucky lady real happy someday!

Never trust a guy with initials for a first name

Has anyone put together the background music yet for when the bro returned to his old high school afterwards and gave the same speech?

Worker: [collapses]

"Oi! Never mind that speech, waiter— where's my silverware, then?"

The winning goal has always meant the goal that won the game.

The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on.

In defense of his teammate, Pittman countered with a pretty aggressive point and a "Him! Over there!"

Good comment.

Ronaldo's is >

Yeah it's like Ronaldo hat trick didn't even happen yesterday. The dude scored the most ferocious goal I've seen in some time.

Just curious, is Messi the only soccer player in the world?

3 goals and 3 assists in his first Champions League game of the season. Astonishing performance, no coverage on Deadspin.

I think they call that the "open window" formation.

Nice wall placement...

That "whoosh" you heard is Wendel's joke going way above your head.

The team has instead decided to honor the 90s Buccaneers by playing uninspired football and getting the shit kicked out of them.

Tampa Bay Won't Wear "Bucco Bruce" Helmets Because Of...Player Safety?
You're probably too young to remember this Barry, but back in the day, the Bucs used to get their asses kicked when they showed up in those in helmets.

Actually, Adam Schefter reports Bucco Bruce is pissed off at Schiano and wants out, too.