Well, I guess we know where at least two Astros fans were!

Pete Carroll's email subject line regarding practice on September 11, 2001:

2013 DC United season

Postponed: Tragicomedy

Plano East put Shakhter Karagandy on the schedule?

So much for our national right to peacefully assemble, I guess no one here's heard of the First Amendment.

Obviously looking for any angle to get under my skin but sorry Tom, I got a job holding up signs in Jacksonville.

"My apologies, I do not know the name of the new player" and then later on he announces 4 additional minutes.

[looks on in amazement]

Spot on. MLS contracted only 12 short years ago. He's crazy if he thinks that there's an audience for 24 MLS teams in the US and Canada. There's barely a market for 4 teams. And this is coming from a Colorado Rapids supporter (sad, I know).

I'm not sure that an MLS team in Atlanta would have much support, Barry.

Well if he isn't black listed there has to be a market in the NFL for a grindr like Rhodes

In their respective primes, who do you think could execute a better two and a half double pike from a 10M platform: Greg Louganis or Sergio Busquets?

D minus.

You've been taking the notes to heart but you'll have to throw in a couple "Stupid Third World Sport" comments to really see the grade come up.

It's a pocket hot dog. I always have hot dogs in my pocket.

Is it hard to complete Google searches with your head that far up your ass?

TTMM was a shy kid. He didn't get along well with his folks, didn't do particularly well at school. Girls ignored him - his teachers held him in contempt. But TTMM had one thing going for him. He ran home every day from school, working on juggling the soccer ball his uncle gave him as a 7th birthday present. "I'll be…

I hope they find some kind of moronic , super annoying noise maker too . . .

Do you have any recommendations for travel agents

Look, I know that a lot of you are going to try to use this as an example of why soccer is stupid, or lame, or that everyone dives and they're all a bunch of fags, or whatever. But, come one, it's low-hanging fruit; don't be the moron that tries to do that. It's pathetic really.