FloriTexaYork
FloriTexaYork
FloriTexaYork

I think you left out the most obvious and important reason for the move. It's a stepping stone for Falcao to get to Real Madrid. He and his father have both said for a long time that he always dreamed of playing for Los Blancos. Atlético and Real have had a non-aggression pact for a while, wherein they don't sign each

Whenever I'm doing my business at work, I always make a point to loudly fiddle with the toilet paper holder thing whenever someone walks in. I make sure I'm heard, and people don't try to open the stall door.

I assume your atrocious grammar, sentence construction, and spelling are employed here as satire?

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Kid's got unbelievable skills, no doubt. But what's struck me about watching him play (and this highlight reel shows it perfectly) is just how much time and space defenders seem to be more than willing to give him.

I agree with you on Munich - an extremely unlikeable team. But, you missed this article if you were looking for worthy praise of BVB and their style of play.

Hmm, good point. But I feel like he can selectively metal-ize, so he could be all steel but with human hands? I don't know.

Yeah I mean it's not ideal, but it's better than trying to wipe in the dark. Something I tried (that never worked because the motion sensor was a dick) was throwing a ball of toilet paper over the stall door in the hopes that it would pick it up and turn the light back on. It never worked for me, but you might give it

My company's old building had the same problem. The best solution is to download a good flashlight app on your phone to help you out in those unfortunate situations.

Yeah, but the bump and run becomes MUCH more effective when you can throw an adamantium claw into the wideout's chest.

We're depriving Drew of two full Funbags worth of material right here.

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There are no similarities between the situation here and that of LA/Chivas. Someone on Twitter said earlier that the only way it becomes like Chivas is if either RBNY or NYCFC decide to market exclusively to Dominicans.

The whole budget soccer thing - I think you're completely wrong. Two of the biggest-spending sports

I don't think RBNY's attendance will change too drastically (assuming a better alternative to the PATH, a fucking nightmare, doesn't emerge). I assume they don't worry about South Jersey - that probably is Union turf. But in terms of selling merch etc, I think NYCFC will easily scoop up the loyalties of the casual

Meanwhile, Beckham can exercise his MLS ownership rights now that he's retired, and the common rumor is that he wants Miami (which would be a terrible market for MLS). There's plenty of talk about NASL franchises (Carolina Railhawks and Atlanta Silverbacks chief among them) being possible expansion candidates too.

Eagerly awaiting the Mets and Man U to birth "Gotham United" in competition.

As a RBNY season ticket holder, I'm excited about this. I think (hope) it'll prompt the Red Bulls to step up their game on the business side of things - the fan experience at and transit to RBA are pretty bad. For much of their existence, the MetroStars/Red Bulls seemed content to have most of their fan base coming