Thank you. I'm in section 226.

As a first-year RBNY season ticket holder, I'm thrilled to see how they manage to implode this year. I'm taking a bag full of batteries to throw at Miller during Saturday's home opener. We can only hope that he plays this badly for Costa Rica when they face the US in the Hex.

This just confirms that Senegalese players are hella fun to watch. I'm still bummed they didn't make the AFCON, because this dude - not to mention Demba Ba and Papisse Cisse - would've been great to see in the tournament.

It's not as compelling of a story, but the game turned more on Milan's inferiority rather than Barca's superiority.

You're a fucking moron.

Kindly go fuck yourself.

Couldn't agree more. Milan just did not show up yesterday. And it would be a completely different tie if not for the bullshit UEFA cup-tie rules, because Ballotelli would have embarrassed Barca's makeshift back line. I'm a Madrid fan, and I think that if there ends up being another Clasico matchup in the UCL this…

Oh, I get it! We only get to talk about the UCL on days when Barca is playing. Neat.

I kind of missing having to do the HTML coding for stuff.

What's Luis Suarez doing in Switzerland?

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He's probably better than either Garon or Lindback too...

Cute handle.

What are the chances that Chavez died months ago? What about Fidel Castro - he's been dead since 2010, right?

Real Madrid fan here, and yes, that red was bullshit.

I don't get it. He's got Jermaine Jones out there farting around like a blind leper begging for yellow cards, but won't even call up Jozy? Can't we just throw money at Del Bosque or something to come take over?

Yeah, I'll agree. I grew up in Tampa, and pretty much everyone from my high school went to UF and became (more) insufferable. I hate the Gators with a passion unrivalled by anything else.

For Tim - how many goals does Jozy have to score in Holland before Klinsmann will actually consider using him?

Which subway stop do you think gets the most bum poop? I get off at Time Square every day, and I've seen three bums pooping in the past four months.

Why does the mine cart section of Temple Run 2 suck so much ass?