@Kickers: Doom 3 scared the shit out of me. I only played that game during the day...

Now this was scary... You have to beat an impossible game twice!!!

@Xagest: Hasn't it always been?

Honestly, I'm a little scared about what may happen to my baby. Am I going to lose the sentimental longing I feel every time I open the game up? Am I going to continue to worry when the nostalgic piano kicks in before dark? Is a creeper going to spawn in my washroom upstairs next to the balcony because I forgot to…

I can't wait to throw a young ape at some crocs!!!

@DracoCross: he tried to but he couldn't get your info.

@shedao: I, too, was once like you. That is, until I swallowed my pride and actually played the game. You can't explain it, you just have to trust it.

@LuZeke: herrrrrrrrrp?

Almost as useful as this!

NERRRRRRRDGASM

:(————(

Creepier than buzz?

@cPTcAPSLOCK: Cheers, to all of you good souls

Now give me a way to skip through 100% of the adds...

I can't wait to have Peppy Hair say: "Never give up! Trust your instincts!" in 3D...

I can't beat level 2...

@blaaps: Look at those racist mushrooms...

your mom is so ugly that even decard cain wouldnt ask her to stay a while and listen.

ALL I SEE ARE GUMBALLS!!!!