FloatingVirginia
FloatingVirginia
FloatingVirginia

20. I thought part of the problem with Prince Harry is that he looks like Earl Spencer (his uncle).

Though I hate that they're mean-spirited, I have always secretly loved the Khloe paternity rumors because it so perfectly supports my parallel narrative between her and Gertrudis from Like Water for Chocolate.

I am golden khaki, and I also cannot WAIT to see this movie! :-) lol

And this is where white audiences need to put bums in seats in theatres, to prove that, yes, we are interested in seeing good movies and great performances that aren't restricted to white casting choices (See; "Noah" and lack of diversity).

I am Caucasian-color and I CANNOT WAIT to see this movie!!!

Oh god oh man I can't wait to see this movie! I've been excited about it ever since I saw the first trailer however long ago. (Too bad I don't know anyone that would want to see this with me.)

I have been so fucking excited to see this movie ever since I heard about it and I cannot wait! I've been delighted to hear nothing but positive reviews so far!

I have been dying to see this movie for months! So glad it's apparently as good as I've been hoping. Can't wait!

I think it's interesting that when someone like James Franco pulls this kind of shit, we're all "lolollll trolling us!" but when it was Amanda Bynes acting... let's call it weird (because it was just straight weird in the beginning), everyone gets all "oooh girl, get you some help!"

Fun fact: Turns out "James Franco" is actually an elaborate performance art piece by Dave Franco.

...from a Crimean War hospital.

is it trolling if you have a pathological need for attention? Or is that, like, the definition of a troll?

This. I was always ambivalent about him - sure, he's a talented actor but I wasn't in awe over by his looks or personality - and now I kind of actually hate his whole persona. I got bored with fucking the kinda cute, mysteriously good at everything, narcissistic douchecanoe in my mid-20s. Ain't nobody got time for

I have to say, I'm a bit disappointed too. Franco Penis is pretty low on my list of things that I want in my life, but if I hear about some male celebrity posting nudes, I expect to see some dick. It's win-win-win. If it's big, I'll gape, if it's small, I (may) laugh, if it's average I'll just shrug and remind

I'll care when its Dave Franco. The connoisseur's preferred Franco.

Some teen girl probably put them on there. gross.

Do you mean kind of like this guy does?

His hair pattern-ing reminds me of my Dutch exboyfriend. Weirdly patchy but vociferous where present. For this reason alone, I imagine James Franco both feels and smells like my ex, which is making me pull an angry cat face alone in my bedroom. Sticky and like cigarettes/cocaine, in case you were wondering.

That is fuced up awesome. I wish it were that great. Also, this week he denied having sex with LL, saying they omnly kissed. I dont care if he did or didn't but I like him less for saying anything. And I didn't like him much to begin with.

He seems to be on a mission to become a little less appealing every single day. Godspeed, Franco.