How is it possible for a catholic priest to be a grandfather? I smell bullshit.

How many children did her grandfather, the priest, have?

Wait a minute- her grandfather is a Catholic priest? I assume he fathered her parent before he took his vows?

Always 100% tacky to ask for cash. Sorry. A request for cash (for whatever purpose) is the fastest way to ensure I DON'T give you cash.

Here's a neat trick to counterbalance the outrageous costs of a wedding and reception: Stop fucking spending thousands of dollars on a few hours of "this is my special day, look how pretty I am." If you cannot afford a wedding and a honeymoon, maybe you should stop throwing money away like it isn't the difference…

* I don't know how I feel about contributing money to a honeymoon. Couldn't that just be one option on a registry? Wedding registries sometimes are for the non-essentials that you don't have but could use, like serving platters and other items for entertaining.

No on on the honeymoon fund. Gifts are always optional at weddings, sorry, but they are. And asking your guests to fund your honeymoon seems a bit tacky to me. Don't take a honeymoon if you can't afford it. Same with people who ask for cash gifts towards a house or something. It's not up to your guests to pay for that…

But would you give up My Dark Twisted Fantasy? Would you give up Nicki's verse on Monster? Would you? WOULD YOU?!

where I'm from, nappy hair is life...

Ha, you think your BACK in high school? Did you ever watch/read The Jane Austen Book Club? "High school is never over."

It's not acceptable, but comparing it to grievous and repeated domestic abuse is pretty gross.

We know. The Knowles sisters are from Houston.

DUDE. Did you just #Benghazi me? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you straight up kidding me right now? Are you just having a good troll or what?

We have no idea if he was gaslighting her. Ppl who gaslight are very good at baiting you quietly and then letting you look like the crazy one. They know what makes you tick.

Maybe he lives in Canada? Or maybe it means US federal police have no jurisdiction on Indian land? I'm confused too.

My two cents: Solange is going after Jay-Z because he is goading her. It seems clear from the body language that she can't stand him, and that he enjoys pushing her buttons. I'm surprised that so many people assume she is either a very violent person or an abuser: it seems clear we are witnessing her reaction to his…

I'm so confused right now. Casey Kasem is alive? An "Indian reservation in Washington" is out of the country? Jaden Smith has a glass dick and wife? What is going on?

When Danny got hit by that cab I fully panicked and started yelling at the screen "IF YOU CAN PAINT I CAN WALK"...but that might have been the wine talking.

YES! Danny getting hit by a cab was, hands down, my favorite reference of this whole episode. My husband had to pause it for a good five minutes, while I cackled uproariously and repeated "I was looking up!" in a Deborah Kerr voice

You missed one more amazing romantic comedy reference, probably my favorite of the night: when Danny gets hit by the cab while he's running to the Empire State Building. It's a reference to both An Affair to Remember, when Deborah Kerr gets hit by a cab on the way to the Empire State Building, and the reference to…