A checkmark on clothes you own when shopping would be INCREDIBLY useful for me. I hate that I have to remember what I bought.

It sucks. So hard. Scared all the time. Tired all the time. My family wears me out and I have nowhere to go. I hate this existence right now. I hate having to home school my kids from. 9-4, then working my online job after that. I hate not sleeping. I hate stress eating. I hate wondering if my allergies are maybe the…

The Candystand mini golf games are on there.

According to my read, Trump is currently polling at 41.6% approval, and 53.5% disapproval. Support for impeachment stands at a lower level of 47.9% support, with 43.6% disapproving.

You sit there in Washington so frightened of the big, bad Republican machine you have no idea what people are thinking. I’m telling you right now, Tom DeLay is going to lose in his district. If Democrats in Washington haven’t got enough sense to OWN the issue of political reform, I give up on them entirely.

I mean, what else do you want them to do?? Seriously.

“You guys are peeing on me tonight,”

The power of Christ +1 Up’s you!

They didn’t tweet about it. This is investigative reporting. And its valuable. With reporting like this, potential employees can make informed decisions about a company they might work for.

“I’m wearing khakis”

Daytime TV is so fucking pathetic. I used to watch it a ton when I was unemployed for a year. After The Price is Right ends it's just garbage until the local evening news comes on

Hey, look! Howard’s being eaten!

Get back to us on whether those orphans are children or murder dwarves!

I have 6mbs internet, it took me 4 1/2 days straight to download it for Xbox one.

Wait the girl saying the bed sore stuff is suppose to be the protag? I saw that clip without context and really thought that was suppose to be the rival.

Before I air my grievances, I’ll lead off with: Fuck Tyson Fury with a barbed wire bat.

I didn’t think Leslie Nielsen was that kind of person!

Short version: I ghosted her ass.