That gif is the best new game meme

Gah I miss Elaine-style grungy boots styles with big pilgrim-print dresses

Wait - Wasn’t the point of her casting that her white dad was adopted by an Asian family and she kept making a point about how she’s “half-Asian” and the other characters were giving her a look like, "Uh, sure?" because clearly she's not half-Asian? I thought it was supposed to be joke? Or did I read the movie wrong?

Advil does absolutely nothing for me. So I always take anything else instead.

I think he's look at at least one job like that but never heard back from them...

Hi Jezzies: I wanna emo vent.

Going to “some lake” where my boyfriend’s law school buddy has a lake house, where it will be too cold and rainy to swim. Then probably making biscuits and gravy for brunch tomorrow AM and then returning to KC to continue the slow move into my boyfriend’s house.

I’m working my way through RHoNYC and somehow got through Season 4 in like 2 months? This is my life.

And those are the same assholes who think gay marriage is going to ruin America.

I’m sure he was just doing some Family Research. That's where he works!

Dick Cheney is literally Satan.

True. At least to me, an "inconvenience" is more like "Ugh, I gotta run to the grocery store after work to pick up a gallon of milk." Which is nothing like an unplanned pregnancy.

Sounds pretty pro-death to me.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Fuck anyone who thinks women consider an unwanted pregnancy an "inconvenience."

I believe white thugs are called "bros."

I find it interesting that black authority figures, including Barack Obama, are too afraid to do anything about the targeting and treatment of blacks in America by our police. Our society is a white one, where ignoring or shrugging off these tragedies (the new racism: passive) is the acceptable response, and it's like…

According to what?

Yeah! How dare a woman speak out publically about her rape! How dare a woman speak out about anything ever! What happened to the days of marking women's comments as spam or shamming them until they shut up?

Fun Fact: The Subways in China are exactly the same as in the US, down to the fake cheese and the weirdly-textured bread.