I just want to know what makeup artist cakes foundation on someone's eyelids. Cause that's part of the problem here.

Sweet corn is not flavorless. And I will say in Asia their sauce tends to be a bit more sweet too, almost ketchup-like, so maybe that aids pairing with corn. But don't diss in until you try it.

... The corn syrup and corn chips come from corn. If we put the corn in a blender and then put it on the pizza would that be better for you?

You realize corn is in like, all of your food right?

Why is it "the worst thing in the world"?

I feel really sorry for you.

This is about marriage, and we don't discriminate there either. All persons have the right to marry a person of the opposite sex, according to the Constitution of Alabama's 'Sanctity of Marriage' amendment.

Why isn't eggplant or corn on the list?! Seriously, the best combo.

When I was a freshman in high school my family got satellite TV for the first time. I remember our first sit-down watch of a television show as a family was The Daily Show.

Hey Azealia: You're not a gay man, therefore you're not allowed to reclaim the word "faggot" and turn it into whatever you want it to be. So STFU.

How about forced pregnancy when abortion is outlawed by TRAP laws?

I know what I'm doing when I get home from work!

Madonna's face is turning more and more into Jocelyn Wildenstein's and it's not a good look. #PutDownTheFillers

I went there once but it was to see Hannibal Buress so not a concert. There were assigned seats when I ordered? I'm not sure if my friends and I will have to sit down during the concert, like, what? Who sits down at a concert?

That's horrible. On a kind of related but not really note, someone in my neighborhood (midtown KC) said they and three friend were robbed at gunpoint last week walking like, 3 blocks to their home. The gunmen made them lay down on their stomachs and then kicked one girl in the face before running off with their…

Just bought my ticket this week to see Sufjan in March in KC! Stoked but WHY IS IT $50?!

I've become addicted to the peanut butter banana cookies at Alamo Drafthouse so do that! IT's basically just peanut butter cookies with a slice of banana on top of each cookie. I'm getting a lady boner just describing it...

I estimated I'll probably owe $500 on my taxes this year, so yeah I did. BUT! My mom agreed to help me pay off my credit card debt as long as she takes it out of the money I'm supposed to inherit when she passes. This is a HUGE relief. So to make sure I don't get to that point again (it was like $700, so not huge but…

Right, you don't like Eddie Huang and you're allowed to say that. Berserker Kbitch thinks you're dumb and he's allowed to say that.

You can have your own opinion about Eddie Huang. You're just not allowed to get pissy when people disagree with you.