shit, dude, I'm really sorry

I don't think people realize, however, how much resistance he would be up against if he even aggressively tried to do those things. He's the leader of the Executive Branch, not a fucking magician.

it sounds dumb and silly but it really does work. I do it for my seasonal depression. It sucks and feels horrible sometimes but it's kept me for killing myself probably.

I would totally be down to have a job finding spammers on Twitter/Facebook/Instagram and deleting them. And I guarantee who's doing it gets paid more than I do.

I just guess a size and try them on. And luckily for me I always end up in smaller sizes at H&M for some reason. Like I'm pretty sure I'm a size 12 and somehow I get size 6 shirts there occasionally?

He probably slipped them a laxative and a diuretic before the weigh-in. Seriously, my weight goes up and down about 3-4 pounds throughout the week, because of water weight and whether I have poop in my colon.

I gotta love the snarkiness of this post's title. You did it better than Clickhole could.

Only came here to see if anyone at posted this yet.

So, considering that the Dyson models run pricy but are probably better quality than the Shark vacs, is there a different between the price vs. quality ratio that would make one better than the other? I would like a vacuum that doesn't suck (pun intended) but I definitely don't have $300 or more to spend on a nice…

So, considering that the Dyson models run pricy but are probably better quality than the Shark vacs, is there a…

I had no idea about the details part, so thanks for that. And yes, I'm probably gonna end up looking at that picture for a long time.

On the topic (kind of), do you guys think that Otis O'Toole really killed Adam Walsh? Or do you think the police just wanted to give some kind of closure to John Walsh and his family? I know O'Toole bragged about murdering Adam, but he also bragged about a lot of murders that he probably (or definitely) didn't commit.

Also, he can say "Just like any rape, you have to report it, and you have to prove it," but that's not at all what the actual bill says.

My blood pressure is through the roof right now. And how is the woman supposed to prove that she was raped? What's considered a medical emergency?

This is the first time I honestly haven't been able to tell whether someone is a real, breathing person or just a wax statue.

Not OK with her vocals in a Bey song but apparently OK with her song available for free on YouTube.

He just called himself autistic?

This is a really great post, thank you. I have to imagine that Schenker had some serious interpersonal issues and an unwillingness to practice social skills on an acceptable level. But maybe he channeled that unused energy into his guitar work instead?

It was an ordinance that actually took away civil rights and freedom from people.

I don't have much education on vaginismus so I would definitely look towards those who know more about it. It sounds like Depo shots, a patch, or an implant could be a good option for you. Each one carries their own risks and benefits, of course. And each has hormones so you may experience those side effects. If I…

My Mirena was free except for the vaginal ultrasound, which was $140.