AHHHHHHHHHHH I had this as a kid! But I think I lost the mom and just played with the puppies for a few years after that.

When Grace's mother contacted the school to complain about her daughter's treatment and its alleged cause, she says a school administrator told her, "Maybe you should keep her out of school until this calms down."

I think we all know that Wilson won't be indicted, but I'm at least hoping there will be an outside investigation of the Ferguson and St. Louis County police departments for misconduct and, well, blatant disregard for the law.

This isn't a Yelp review but the other day I went to the North Face website to buy a pair of gloves and after clicking on a pair I liked I looked down to read the one review it had and the woman basically said "I can't wait to get these! Not sure about the warmth or quality until they arrive." THEN WHY DID YOU REVIEW…

So, are they trying to say that women who spend that much time on their hair, makeup, and clothes would actually get appointed to those positions?

Except for the part about how an adult can simply fight back or run away, I actually find some common agreements with Goodell!

These Christian producers and movie studios know exactly what they're doing with these crap movies. They know they have a super-niche audience in their hands that will go see anything about Christianity or God or Jesus because essentially "Christ compels you," or you feel almost blasphemous for not doing it, and in…

I'm sure once you told her that she told you to fuck off. She couldn't help you anymore!

Do guys not want a girlfriend that's had more than 3 partners? Do guys want a girlfriend that is less experienced at sex?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH If only I didn't have two of my own...

Domesticated animals are so goddamn forgiving of people.

There was one night where I couldn't stop looking at kidney stones. I disgust myself.

Sometimes I have nightmares where I'm accused of doing something that I didn't do and I scream and argue and cry and no voice comes out and no one will listen to me/can hear me. I have to imagine that's how this woman felt for ten years.

I watched this show last year when I didn't have internet at my new apartment yet but I had a TV antenna. You get kind of sucked into it like most reality shows when you learn enough about the contestants to actually wonder what happens to them.

It's pretty expensive, and if you don't remember to cancel on the right date they keep charging you for like several months of service. It's not quite a scam but it gets close.

is Chuck Grassley drunk all the time?

Tamron Hall is the only thing Today has going for it any more. I switched to CBS's This Morning after flirting with Good Morning America because 1) Matt and the rest of them seem so fucking uncomfortable around each other (and Tamron seems to handle that the best, at least as good as you can being surrounded by people…

OK, that's fair enough.

This isn't a quantity decision. This is a quality decision. A human decision. And a fully-viable woman being forced to give birth to a baby that may not be viable and that might kill her is fucked up.