Some people don’t understand what the phrase “fuck around and find out” means, so DeSantis very kindly offered himself up as an illustrative example.

I think it’s referencing Johnny Cash pretty explicitly. Maybe Willie Nelson as well.

Are you talking to me?

Honestly this isn’t great but it better then the 2000 post 9/11 propaganda country we had to deal with. Remember the song about putting a boot on Osama’s ass?

Scientology has used the same trick for years to keep old L Ron a “best selling” author. 

I know this is bad and serious but man, when I say I raced down to the comments to see if anyone had noticed this...

‘Bort.’

If ever there was a time for the person who often posts stills from the Simpsons here, I’d say now was that time.

Should have gone with Blue Beetle Lacks Juice.

And here lies the problem with the Democrat party. They have never wanted to confront the division that exists between the poor who are on governement aid and the working poor who despise people on government aid. The latter will continue to believe in their superiority even as the economy threatens to throw them onto…

There’s something about putting the words “rich men” into your grievance song without facing how many of your problems are actually caused by rich men and the politicians you vote for doing their best to ensure those rich men get richer at your expense. It’s especially ironic when you and your MAGA friends voted for a…

That asshole ripped off my song “Comparatively Well-off Men West of Comparativelywelloffmond”!!

Fleur-de-lit isn’t saying that this is Disney being petty or acting out of spite. They’re saying that Disney IS petty as a matter of habit, and DeSantis should have known that. But he’s an idiot, so no real surprise there.

He’s not getting a bloody nose. The Mouse is gonna run DeSantis down with his car.

“Besides, mommy needs a new Porsche.”

I give it about 5-7 years before Lil Tay gives Mommie Dearest the Jennette McCurdy Treatment.

I still can’t believe they’re using the courts as a weapon against criminals.

I remember seeing ads for this and thinking wow, looks like Ariel Winter doesn’t have any options for work. TV actors struggling to find work after successful tv show ends isn’t new but with all the streaming options I really am surprised she couldn’t get a streaming TV show/Streaming Movie/Hallmark something.

Amazing how Lindsey Graham once again manages to somehow, against all odds given the other people involved here, say the single dumbest fucking thing possible.