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Gotta admit, it’s refreshing to see an article on here for once that isn’t taking the side of the latest idiotic Twitter controversy. More like this, please.

Quick note to anyone who may be on the fence about buying a ticket: “Asteroid City” is excellent. The unorthodox framing device may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but (with a few intentional moments) it doesn’t distract at all from the strength of the central story. 

Drus is a helluva drug.

You tried your best and you failed miserably.  The lesson is: never try.

A hero will rise, weak in the knees from heavy masturbation, filled with resolve and low in blood sugar.

As I’ve said before, I almost feel sorry for Trump Jr, because that kid never had a chance. Only almost, though, because I’ve seen precious little evidence that he even wants to be a decent human.

Larson did an appearance in the last Fast franchise, has the Marvels and an Apple TV series coming out this year, so she may be too busy with her day job to produce content for her YouTube channel. 

I see your Rachel and raise you Envy Adams from Scott Pilgrim. 

Remember when those dudes planned to turn 'Captain Marvel' into a flop and 'Alita' into a blockbuster? That was good stuff.

Her best role by far was as Rachel in Community and even though I won’t die on that hill, I will at least stand on it.

I despise Tucker, but this is pretty understandable. As far as he’s concerned, his step-mother is his real mother - I don’t blame him for not having any strong feelings for a birth mother he had no real connection with, nor for not wanting to do a death bed reconciliation attempt with her after she spent a lifetime…

Johns Hopkins has an extensive record on child experimentation. (Yes, I know that it's a research institute). There are still children and adults suffering from their lead experiments in Baltimore. As for this case being in Florida- Florida has a bad track record for child welfare

“How can you have multiple professionals all under oath give you factual statements and medical histories, and a Judge can just dismiss it?”

“Though Maya’s doctors made several appeals, insisting that her condition was always subject to change and that a slight improvement in state custody had nothing to do with being away from her mother, a judge repeatedly ruled against the Kowalskis and the family was kept from Maya.”

You know? It’s possible that I would vote for a politician who believes in Santa Claus or the tooth fairy. I’d have a slightly harder time supporting a public figure who touts flat Earth nonsense or subscribes to the “nano-chips in the vaccine” school of thought.

I’m glad she thought it wasn’t funny, because it would actually be less funny if she could appreciate the joke.