Hollywood better keep its damn hands off my Let’s!

Right for a certain group of people, my age, You’ve got the touch has a very important meaning.

Eva Longoria is excited to announce the George Santos story.

I worked with Bill Hader and John Mulaney on a commercial shoot about 13 years ago (Bill insisted Mulaney be hired to help write/pitch jokes) and both of them were as nice and professional and fun to work with as you would hope. 

Never heard of a personal assistant referred to as a PA on a film set. PAs tend to be multi-departmental (unless specifically attached to a department, ex. “locations PA”) and are deployed by the assistant director team, whereas a personal assistant is beholden to one - a star, producer, or director - and is…

I can’t wait to see this. I’ve enjoyed a lot of her films and this one sounds great.

Going to see this just because it has the amazing German actress Barbara Sukowa in it.

There was a rapper in the 90s who went by Unicron. He was down with Hieroglyphics and appeared on Del’s sophomore LP on a track called “Worldwide.” Decent tune, the guy had a fun, childish kind of vibe. Never heard from him again.

I tell my children that their bargaining posture is highly dubious when they ask to borrow money, instead of just asking for money. They don’t have jobs. 

Welles slummed a lot in his later decades but he was an infamously competent cue card performer and could get away with it. More importantly he, like Rod Serling who also did a ton of later career shilling, had the million dollar voice. We should all be so lucky. He also did turn down an offer from “The Love Boat” so…

In the halcyon days of the late 90s, when “google it” wasn’t an easy answer to every question, I had a years-long argument with a friend of mine who SWORE that “You’ve Got the Touch” was written by John C Reilly and Mark Wahlberg for the Boogie Nights soundtrack. And I just kept saying, “man, I don’t think you…

Tell me Mark Wahlberg makes an appearance in the movie, whips out his prosthetic dong, then sings “The Touch”.

Orson Welles was unironically great as Unicron in the Transformers movie, especially when he meets Megatron.

It’s also interesting that her lesbian friends are super pissed and tell her they feel betrayed when she reveals she’s dating Holden, despite the fact she’s been completely upfront about her bisexuality and reminds them of this. It’s a very even-handed movie. I don’t know what my Rorschach test says exactly, but my…

He’s a straight white male, of course she feels bad for HIM.

You know what this means, right? United States Representative Lauren Opal Boebert (R-CO) is the product of immaculate conception! It’s all starting to come together. She’s trans-Jebus! Somebody had better call the Pope!

Did he do the Jerry Springer dance when he found out?

His, it says his

Wait…so the common sitcom trope of a mom insisting the kid’s dad is a famous person actually happens in real life? Dang.

“He has been wrongfully attacked, and he doesn’t deserve that,”