*by accident

Not the first time for Clinton.

Amazing Lange

Why does she get to keep her underwear on?

Why does this stock photo exist? And has the photographer ever actually participated in a gyno exam? Also, why can you see both of the women's faces but the dude is all covered up. I have so many questions and I haven't even read the story yet...

That image provided with the article is pretty ridiculous. No one looks that happy on the table in stirrups. Ever. Even when it's good news.

So many questions.

Luise Rainer won two back-to-back Oscars in 1936 and 1937. On the one hand, she left the film industry shortly afterwards. On the other hand, SHE IS STILL ALIVE, which makes me think the red carpet emcees' pre-show ramblings about immortality should taken literally. I wouldn't blame J-Law for fearing epic backlash,…

My thoughts:

He works at a restaurant but swears he hasn't fucked any of the food there. I don't know how I feel about that.

How come Chris Brown being diagnosed with Bipolar II, PTSD, & insomnia isn't in here? It was in So many blogs and websites yesterday. It's the actual reason he's still in rehab.

How come Chris Brown being diagnosed with Bipolar II, PTSD, & insomnia isn't in here? It was in So many blogs and websites yesterday. It's the actual reason he's still in rehab.

No sooner than you're done with the first one, you want to fuck another one.

Is it just me, or has no one yet wondered, how the fuck do whores from the Bunny Ranch get into "elite" charity events? They're clearly there for fundraising. Clearly.

I guess this brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "dick cheese," huh?

... I'll show myself out.

UH OH. Jessica Lange better watch out. If only she knew how Marc Jacobs destroys lives with his incessant COPYING and OBSESSIONS.

So the Lopez thing. Are there any medical people reading this? I'm curious, aren't there anti-rejection drugs you must take forever if you have a donated organ? And does drinking alcohol prevent them from working? Or will just a smallish amount of boozage with said meds cause one to be fucked up to the point of…