HAHAHAHA! Oh good lord, no!

And I know fake boobs when I see them.

It's funny how other people around the world starve to death everyday on the two most abundant resources on earth, light and air.

Cosmic micro-food? Like star plankton?

Surprisingly, Valeria said that she wants to live with light and air only. It seemed that the Ukranian model and singer is following Breatharianism, which is a mysterious cult that advocates living without food or water. A breatharian is said to be someone who never eats or drinks as they can exist on "cosmic…

Yes, Michelle's side-eye is framed beautifully by those lovely thick brows.

Sheesh, all these people saying that they don't think a four year old is capable, blah, blah, blah need to shut up. Maybe just sit back, lighten up, and enjoy the cuteness. The mom and her collaborate..BFD. The internets is apparently in a pissy mood today.

Can we stop pretending he cancelled shows in a desperate attempt to get his wife back? I work in the live music industry (cough::rhymes with Nive Lation::cough) and he's sold <30% of a 6,000 seat arena, in my (medium sized) market. Probably would have done better about 6 months ago, but this was just a case of…

I can't believe she didn't photoshop out any of those wrinkles!

Calling Bullshit: Did the 4 year old draw all of those notes?

Oh my God, Hercule Parrot. I get it!

It's not endearing. He waited until they were separated to finally right his wrongs. If he really cared, he never would have been a sleazy pig during his marriage.

May I just say how much I love that the parrot story is in Dirt bag? A lot. I love it a lot.

You missed the best part of the parrot story - he's called 'Hercule'!

Thanks for the lovely music, Lindy. :) It was needed after reading about Paula's paparazzi chase accident with her child. I hope she and her little one are ok—it's awful that she would be dealing with both a high profile divorce and this trauma on top of things. There should also be some kind of law that prohibits…

dont bring miley into this- she was performing. nothing more

If Paula Patton felt like she was disrespected by that performance I can't imagine how she felt about the picture with Robin's finger practically in another woman.

Listen Paula, you can do so much better than this scumbag. Keep walking away and don't look back. You didn't feel disrespected, you were disrespected. Thicke is a misogynistic creep. Do you want your son to grow up thinking it's okay to treat women like that?

You run Paula Patton, run the other way from that sleezy oil stain! He put his finger up another girls butt in front of a mirror...you don't need that shit!