I keep offering myself... scientist, currently working in clinical research... no luck ;)

Well, this article strikes me as extremely paternalistic and one sided to me. Not to mention, the hemming and hawing over the symptom and not the cause of drug overdose. There are plenty of drugs that can kill a person in the right dosage or kill a person with a low tolerance or kill a person with an allergy. And the…

It's days like these that I wish there was a medical or scientist person on staff here (or at least on Gawker as a whole that could be shared across all platforms). Even a pharmacy student would be able to shed a lot of light on prescription medication needs.

Like a slightly uncooked potato.

Because different people react to different drugs better or worse. Because terminal patients in huge amounts of pain can build resistances to some drugs and so different drugs are needed.

On the other hand, medication like this is could be a very good thing for patients on hospice and in a great deal of pain.

Dear Brian Donohue,

I am totally going to start using "goodness of fit" as code for rating people's fuckabilty when out with friends.

"Where are the examples of gay people being prosecuted???"

He's just right on the cuteness curve.

This is absolutely correct. In fact, female dogs who go through heat and aren't bred can have "phantom puppies," i.e. they think they've had puppies and lost them, which is the most depressing thing in existence.

Poor Pupaloon. Extra Large Maxi Pads and Boxer shorts actually sound like a comfy "IDGAF" for those heavier days.

A Slayer uses what's available. ;-)

Having watched an in-law pass away from this disease, I can say that it's one of the most devistating things for a family to have to live through. My husband has a big chance of getting it himself (3 out of 4 grandparents had it..yikes) so we're both a little scared.

When has being a wife and mother stopped anyone from indulging in their love of coke?

I thought the SAME THING. Julianne Moore, as beautiful as she is, is like twice Ellen Page's age. It is... as gross as Johnny Depp and that girl he took up with.

I just found out my disdain for May/December movie couples extends to gay movie couples as well!

You mean Paula Deen is walking around with a maybe boner?

Paula Deen has an insane amount on money, can't she hire some PR person to explain her what to/not to say in order to stop looking so terrible? I don't understand celebrities with so many resources, who cannot stop doing stupid and preventable things. You want to go out and get trashed? Fine, hire a driver, you can…

My couple name for Cara and Michelle is CARACHELLE which sounds like carousel, but drunk. Love you guys.