How do you hand-blow such a shape? Not being snarky, I'm genuinely curious; could be a fascinating process.

Do you really not understand the difference between opinion with no scientific backing and well documented, scientifically cited studies?

Reading the article helps. The "neck bolt" is removable after you adjust the lenses.

One of the main flavor components in Mountain Dew is orange juice. Also, citrus flavors blend well together. Seems a lot of fuss over nothing to me.

Almost anything said in either of those uncited articles could be applied to any soda, interchanging the various color and flavor chemicals. In fact, without valid sources, those articles are little more than opinion columns. Also, being health-conscious doesn't make it worse for you so narrowing it down to those…

Let's take a step back here. The guy was playing a song, on a computer keyboard...through a search engine's front page. That considered, he did a pretty damn good job on it.

Another article with raccoon girl as the lead image?

Nobody said anything about inflatable photoshop.

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Just to be clear, the only sausage aspect is the casing, right? There's no actual spiced, ground meat in there? If so, they might not taste terrible but as they like to say on Food Network, "You eat with your eyes first." and these look disgusting.

You haven't had a good aged filet then. Super beefy taste and incredibly tender; cooked at medium-medrare, amazing.

From Wikipedia because it explains it better than my 5am brain can: "The T-bone and porterhouse are steaks of beef cut from the short loin and including a T-shaped bone with meat on each side: the larger is a strip steak and the smaller a tenderloin steak. Porterhouse steaks are cut from the rear end of the short loin…

Steak never does, unless it's the salisbury variation.

And cause so many others.

Indeed. It's not even the heavy tattooing but more the placement. I assume he's a tattoo artist/piercer because those are some serious "Your job is in another castle." tattoos.

I don't know about the rest of you but I find myself frequently brushing or bumping my wrist against things. That should be a fun healing process for him I guess. Then again, I'm going out on a limb and guessing he doesn't put a lot of thought into many big decisions he makes.

She can control it, she just doesn't. Food doesn't magically appear in the stomach beyond all control.

Wait. Did you really just say that people are fat because of the economy?

I think so, sadly. They had a memorial service for him on a recent episode.

"Portable Meth Lab Explodes In a Guy's Pants While Running From the Cops"