What Ray actually said was:
"Take the stand, or else you take the fall."

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

The fact that he doesn't know what's going on or anything about teams, and then ends up in an Arsenal shirt by the end of the bar scene is an extremely accurate portrayal of American Arsenal fans.

If you can't stand IPAs, wait for the pretentious beer-nerds to start pushing sour beer on you. I had a sour beer that, no joke, tasted like warheads candy. After the extremely bitter IPA movement and now the sour beer craze, what is next? Hot beers? Umami beers? Salty beers?

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

I'm surprised this commercial got made. When Jon Lester was directed to tip his hat at the Yankee great while standing on the rubber, he initially balked at the idea.

If this is the honest version then why is Michael Jordan tipping?

it's probably more accurate to call him exasperated, frustrated, worn out, despondent, disheartened, vexed, or something else along those lines.

I guess this means that both Koreans and the English associate Toffees with shitty soccer.

As you can tell from the attribution and elementary punctuation, that is a quote from a source. You'll know when I'm talking about Tottenham because I will tag the article "LOLSPURS" and preface every team reference with terms "sixth-place," and/or "forever in our shadow." But keep on trolling, baby.

As a washed up player and a life-long fan, I have always wanted there to be some universally organized group that publicly shames divers. Other than a few negative comments here or there, players don't ever have to face the fact that they're acting like the world's biggest bitch when they dive. I have an idea, and in…

I never got the handball thing.. you exchange a guaranteed goal for a penalty and another shot at the goal that is not guaranteed. In the case of the aforementioned match, a critical goal at that. Seems like a rotten deal for the opposing team, and sweet for the violators. Why not call an intentional handball in…

Dammit Luis! If you don't pay extra for it, you'll probably be fined!

Pure skill and practice.

Someone should have told the kid the five D's of dodgeball, "Dodge, duck, dip, dive and Dodgers are assholes."

Not even close. Portland would not be any of the great houses. Maybe House Mormont of Bear Island.

"You buy into the history and the tradition, the values of the club," said Bryan Lee, a digital brand strategist who grew up in Southern California and lives in Greenpoint. He showed up in a vintage gray Liverpool away jersey. "Historically, Liverpool has been a blue-collar port city."

I guess I'm just old, but when did we start referring to Cristiano Ronaldo as just Ronaldo on first reference? When I hear Ronaldo I think of the Brazilian Ronaldo, who really was the Ronaldo of his era. And yet now everybody just called CR Ronaldo and while yea it's fine we can assume you're talking about the active…

I wouldn't expect a suspension. It was only his first yellow car.

I've seen Charlie Adam play live. He's great for about 20 minutes until his perpetual lack of fitness and astonishing douchiness kicks in. I'll never forgive him for his trying to tear Gareth Bale's achilles into several pieces in a friendly in Baltimore a couple of summers ago. As for the others you mentioned I…