And the whole charter school thing, you know, the FOR PROFIT school model....sheesh. Maybe the charter schools in your area are top shelf, I don’t know, but all I’ve seen from charter schools are that they start out fantastic and then decline quickly, and then the charter company’s CEO gets perp walked into court for…

My ex was a handyman, and he had clients all over the economic strata. He had so many problems with the wealthy clients, I told him to start doing this: double your quote price, and ask for 50% up front to start any job. That way, you’ve been paid when they inevitably: renege on payment, whine for a discount,…

Not original to me but I still use it: If Obama cured cancer they’d bitch that he put the pharmaceutical companies out of business.

Is this where we’ve set the bar now? Don’t answer that; I already know.

To be fair, neither does he.

Oh but honey, if you’re married, then your bread-winner husband can afford your birth control for you. .........oh shit, I think I just sprained an eye muscle.....

Dav Pilkey’s books Kat Kong and Dogzilla are kid lit perfection, especially if narrated in a 1930s grating radio voice, a la Tick Tock McGloughlin (Seabiscuit).

Finally, paper can burn, but the Cloud is for eternity.

I was willing to listen, because you can be conflicted over abortion and we can still find some common ground, but then I got to “abortion industry” and went, “nope, you have nothing to say to me, please shut up.”

But the south is the easier punching bag, and a way for everyone else in the country to hand-wave away their own racism. I encountered more blatant racism and sexism in progressive silicon valley than in my home state of NC.

Bingo. He has taken the Gish Gallop to new heights. And we chase his latest insanity around like a cat chasing a laser light, meanwhile, he fills his cabinet with kleptocrats and the house and senate sell us down the river.

The only proper response to this thread.

Not lying. I’d say I’m about 50/50 on the Would U men, and this one is a hard pass. He looks like he’d grease up the sheets. Plus I wouldn’t bang my husband if he was a Trump supporter, so......

Oh please. Florida has a lot going for it, too. We have.....ummm, weather, and, ummmmm, oh yeah, the earth doesn’t quake. So, there.

Being pro-human rights for Palestinians does NOT make one anti-Semitic. I detest that that’s the easy nay-say for anyone who believes we have to be pro-Israel all the time. This especially includes the nut job evangelicals in this country who see the expansion of Israel as somehow tied to the second coming of…

Not to mention the friendship between Gaz and Dave and the honestly flawed parenting. Come sit next to me, love. We’ll trash over-hyped, sappy movies and call each other Flashy Tits.

Given the choice, any day, any time, I would choose Full Monty over Titanic.

You simply don’t have enough stars for that.

You open the hors d’oeuvres bar and liquor bar to entertain people while the pictures are going on. Wedding party skips the hors d’oeuvres and goes straight into dinner/drinking when they come in. I can’t make it through the slack time waiting for the pictures to be done and the Big Presentation Of the Happy Fucking…

My colors were navy blue and silver. The hotel instead put out “silver blue”. My entire marriage was negated due to this horrible slip up. (Actually, I noticed for about 5 seconds, when I went, “oh, wrong napkins, mmmmm, shrimp...oooh, thanks for the cocktail. Let’s dance.”)