Yeah, not like I’m shocked at this point. I’m horror-numb.

Bingo. The Republicans couldn’t rein in the tea party ridiculousness, so they rode it into the barn. Meanwhile, Trump took a page from Carville (it’s the economy, stupid), and even though we’re in a good place economically, found the point of disgruntlement and promised people their labor jobs back. Never mind that…

Thank you for putting that into words. And hey Deadspinners who “held their nose and voted for Hillary”, this goes for your asses in spades.

Personally i would be fine with getting rid of any Christmas song that assumes you are living in New York City, circa 1943.

I cringe every time I see the sticker on a car that says “who rescued who?” because the bad grammar sets my teeth on edge, but the sentiment is truth and I think: there are two creatures who both got a break in life when they found each other.

I agree with you, and no, that’s not what you said. It is, however, sort of a common theme that when you stop looking, you find what you weren’t looking for. Your important point was that you not only stopped looking but actively worked on being content in your own life, with your own self. Being whole in yourself…

True statement. If you’ve never heard of this amazing woman: look her up.

At least you had a stove to warm your gravel. We had to eat our gravel cold.

He’s outraged, if my years in the evangelical world gives me any insight. Their god is suspiciously just. like. them.

Flying sucks. My job used to be 50% travel (all coach) so I think I can say that. The fact that American, Delta, USAir, etc., act like you should feel fucking privileged to set foot on their flying influenza-buses just makes it worse. Southwest’s attitude of, “Yeah, we know this kinda sucks so we’re going to have…

Save me a seat on the bus to hell, because I laughed.

You hit the nail on the head. My MIL couldn’t tell you what an email server is or does, but she knows there’s something WRONG there. WRONG, I tells ya.

This is my response to all the old white folks in my family who voted for Trump:

Macy is a veteran actor and he plays the despicable character better than I could have hoped, but you are right, she is the center of the family and the show, and plays it well. Good luck to her in her negotiations.

My kitchen is supposedly called “grasscloth” but it’s actually ALIEN GREEN. I was too stubborn to repaint it and now I love it.

The ROTTING silk on the back of the chair.

That will come naturally as it falls apart. Unfortunately, cousin Jackie won’t be coming to the rescue. Quelle sigh.

Peel your carrots with a peeler into your waste, then just keep peeling, but over your cutting board. Hack up the larger pieces with a knife. Voila, paper thin carrot, one tool.

I’m talking about my family, Trump supporters, all. And my friends who just didn’t find Hillary “likeable”, so “let’s see what Trump can do”. Of course I’m heartsick for the rest of us.

So correct. And I’ll feel sorry for you if your healthcare and your Medicare disappears and jobs don’t magically materialize for your under-educated ass. But don’t ask me to help. Let’s just call this natural consequences.