“I’ll just show myself out.”

Well, in all fairness, how else would you except your trophy for biggest douche?

Jordan Sargent’s office just keeps getting bigger and bigger.

Doubtful. He hasn’t had an upper decker since 2011.

He said nothing about Finland.

Looks like he is wearing a cannon proof vest in case of an attempted assassination by a Buccaneer.

His mother and father have trained him since birth in the ancient art of being twice as fucking large as every other man. It's a time tested technique that's known to trump all other disciplines

Doesn’t have Plymouth gin, list invalidated.

Daniel Murphy is also a raging homophobe, so he is basically 1 slump away from being John Rocker.

New York teams are destined to get reverse swept by cursed teams. You could say it is their curse.

I like him. He hits good, Christian home runs.

I guess Igby decided it was someone else’s turn to go down.

The bad news is this kid can no longer expect to get a basketball scholarship from Duke. The good news is he just got an offer to play lacrosse there.

Can’t believe MLB is going to let this slide.

Jesus fucking christ is this article for real

The Cubs went 5-3 in those 8 games, a winning percentage higher than they achieved over the length of the season. They may have won another game or two with Bryant. They may not have. The argument that they may have cost themselves home field in this WC game is purely hypothetical. And, in any case, the Cubs were only…

I wish that Scherzer no-hit the Yankees.

Did you write this post from the year 2024?

Fuck you.