The “health issues” were rumored to be banging an athletic department lady.

how many times exactly do I need to refresh before I get an article on Lane Kiffin banging Nick Saban's daughter? Geeze, has nobody checked the internet today?

LOL, if you think that pitch was anything other than a wild pitch that unfortunately hit Holliday in the head, then I don’t know what game you were watching, but it wasn’t yesterday’s game.

Joe Maddon is the baddest dude in town and I love everything about him and the vibes he’s putting into this young Cubs team.

I love that the Cubs actually have fun and look like their having fun. The Cardinals faces always look like their dad is forcing them to play little league even though they just want to go home and play video games with their friends.

If enough of us like this comment, it comes true. It comes true, people.

A re-post, huh?

Samer had you covered:

I have seen that video 1000 times. I have been shocked that Vin Baker is in it 1000 times.

Well, he does work for Deadspin.

Don’t worry, he completely forgot about Michigan’s starting QB in their preview and thought they lost to Penn State last year. Of course, the real losers in that game were all of us who watched it, followed by Penn State.

...the consensus on Twitter at the time (among several baseball analysts whose opinions I trust) was that play will generally be ruled a hit 50% of the time.

So Adrian Gonzalez was asking every Cub who reached base about this? What the hell, man?

Yes, it is unfortunate he plays on team that on the prime time national broadcast during his no-hitter because of their current position as a postseason contender.

You realize that none of these idiots are going to appreciate this, right.

Mental health issues can be terrible. You inevitably feel like it’s you vs. yourself.

Counterpoint: Your opinion is terrible and no should listen to you.

BTW, everyone hates you for showing off your undershirt.

You are an idiot.