You have to respect this level of premeditated trolling. Walton ordered the book, brought it to the game, waited for his chance on live tv.

The Curt Schilling vs. Bill Walton Creation vs. Evolution debate is gonna be awesome.

All the guy needed was two torches

I guess you've never taken a First Aid course. This is one of the first things they tell you, don't play a hero, you'll die. Especially in a situation like this one, low visibility, high speeds, ice on the road etc.

You are a stupid person

In theory your idea sounds good. In reality, they probably still shouldn't have gone near the wreck when they did, lucky they didn't get hurt or killed themselves.

Tell me, logically, what they could've done to prevent more cars crashing. Please.

That's scary. Imagine how many more cars might have been involved if they'd FUCKING FILMED IT WITH THE PHONE HELD THE RIGHT WAY!

apparently youve never heard of boston.

You are seeing what it looks like when underground rap bubbles to the surface. The mole men have climbed out of their dark little holes to celebrate.

Haha I remember sitting in a porta-potty at Sasquatch music festival checkin the morning news to make sure I the world wasn't falling. and saw that El-P and Killer Mike announced Run the Jewels 1. I have never flipped out in a porta-potty. I was about to see both of them that day on separate stages just praying that…

Don't mistake me for UM fan, because I hate those arrogant knobs and their Wal-Mart following... but let's not act like Harbaugh didn't have plenty of opportunity in the NFL.

Let's see here... DerpyTurkeyNerp. Got it. See you in three years. Any other delusional dipshits?

Actually, John U. Bacon had it first. He, along with Gregg Henson and Jeff Moss have been all over it for months. And no, they weren't "just guessing" or assuming. Do your homework on their social media timelines, folks. The NFL insider-clowns are pretty hilarious. And pathetic.

Dear Urban meyer:

Well put! I mean, Harbaugh's only credential is that he's a Michigan alum! It's not like he's already had proven success in both college and the pros!

Hoke actually recruited quite well but utterly failed to develop talent.

Nah. That's just your lack of game. Don't put it on us fun lovers, bud.

Seth Rogen has made some funny movies (This is the End, Superbad, Knocked Up), and some clunkers. No better or worse than almost any other actor.

You seem fun.