11.Left talents in South Beach. Finding decent movers in Miami is a bitch.

If being bald and unable to put on muscle meant you had cancer, the Hasselbeck brothers would've died 15 years ago.

I get that, but it was just the amount of profanity coming from young voices. I know there weren't insults hurled at anyone, I mean other than at the stalker, but it was a little disheartening.

I dunno, for starters, would it have killed them to do the ice bucket challenge or perhaps adopt a child from a developing nation?

It's tough to choose sides here. On one hand, we've got an overblown fartbag vomit machine passing himself off as a rational voice in sports, but on the other hand I have a flathead screwdriver jammed in my ear canal.

The ghost of Al Davis immediately signed Ron Wolfley to a 4 year/$36 million contract.

People like to blame Bartman... but it's all this guys fault and his stupid ass error.

I always get pissed at Cubs fans for going after Bartman. Gonzalez booting the double play was the event that doomed the Cubs that night.

Goat of this game was Alex Gonzalez.

Tony Stewart doesn't start fights, he finishes them.

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

i thought the same thing. as if having that last name isn't bad enough his parents did that to him.

You are a North American, and probably a male

"We Here." -Mike Epps

damn. Maybe someday she will.

7 years here. Part of what I miss is all the games. Hidden bottles, trips to the basement to "check on the furnace" I was also great at doing laundry. I did laundry in the basement more than any man. Folded it down there too. I was a rotten SOB. At least once I am sure my wife smelled it in me but I always countered…

Alcoholics, especially functional alcoholics (and basically addicts of any substance) are good at hiding their use from loved ones.

Good for you. That's a helluva long time. Keep it up.

Congrats on your sobriety, alcohol is quite the drug.