Since it's evident you know absolutely nothing about what students and alumni have had to endure over Brandon's tenure as AD, particularly as it relates to how they've been nickeled and dimed around access to basketball and football tickets, how they've watched what once passed for tradition be sold off in the name of…

Oh, really? We're going to trot out this stupid as fuck argument again?

I guess they fucked up their business strategy then in the late 60s, 80s, and early 2000s when they fielded highly competitive teams. The strategy they have right now developing talent is really some sort of smoke screen because we all know that…

Then how come the Red Sox showed the same trend? Lots of other teams have strong attendance despite disappointing years. Chicago is a huge market and attending games is a cultural institution. Also, they have been until relatively recently a poorly-run and somewhat unlucky franchise. I don't see a huge relationship.…

#U14errated... err #R14pect... umm... #Superawe14me... dammit 14 is a shitty hashtag number.

It's pretty obvious that the two teams didn't really want to brawl, but after the first two guys started it, they were obligated to Tagalog.

Considering that he most likely raped a girl and got away with it last season and still had the testicular fortitude to stand on a table and yell "fuck her right in the pussy" in a crowded area... no.

Oh, yes. Poor Jameis. What a victim...

Also acceptable: as many as you have in the fridge.

This study is highly flawed without an investigation into three slices.

I was going to go with three.

I miss Devin.

"Devin Hester, You are ridiculous!"

You would think the one thing Lovie Smith would be ready for would be Hester running the ball back.

Except in Africa. There he's known for being prominently featured on the commemorative New England Patriots 20-0 Season T-Shirt.

ESPN needs to add a "domestic violence incidents" column next to bye week so I can keep my fantasy line up together.

The beauty of the Mike Yamakita scene is that it has nothing to do with the plot and it adds absolutely nothing to the storyline. It was just so perfect.

Thank goodness Michael Sam is not playing in the NFL this year. What a distraction he would have been.

Maybe they could get a sponsorship from these fine purveyors of luxury party boats.

And Boomer Esiason's neck

BOOM.