Serious Question: Why don't we compile a database of how many times an officer has been violently threatened and has had the restraint to not fire his weapon?

You want other people to do your work, so you can generalize all police shootings into one "damning" statistic that really tells us nothing. And since your asking others to do it for you to save time, I assume you will not be fact checking these. Prepare for a lot of misinformation from a lot of biased sources.

I don't get it.

PENDING APPROVAL

don't know who decided deadspin dot com was the depository for bestiality posts, but thank you.

I thought the change to the comment system was supposed to prevent stuff like this from being posted.

It's Notre Dame. This will blow over just like a scissor lift.

This can't possibly be real.

Given that it's ASU, my guess is that the only thing they're "engineering" is a better bong.

Thanks for the laughs, you're a terrible person and we love you for it.

Fitting that he's a Sun Devil, given that he's clearly proud about the very thing that will send his soul to hell.

Reminds me of the Mitch Hedburg joke.

Just don't let burners post pictures. How hard is this?

God, I hate the summer. I can't wait for fall. Not only does football come back for real, but all the 4channers have to go back to the 9th grade.

How hard is it to not allow burners to post images?

And then I got a graphically violent gif!

Yes.

Yeah, he has a known history of being the head of officiating. How'd you like the head of the EPA to be spotted boarding Texaco's company yacht?

Hi, Dean Blandino!

Yes, all of the other players who played in this series hit three home runs, too.