Chances are you probably did throw a tantrum at some point, but because you were a dumb kid, you logically thought you were right and everyone else is wrong. It's fine to admit it, every kid does it. You know you've grown up when you can look back at it and realize you were just immature and stupid as a kid.

Don't worry. Coach Bombay will rally them back.

Thank you. I will recommend that our civic association considers making that our neighborhood mantra instead of the "City of Brotherly Love."

In a year or so the Cubs infield is going to be Rizzo-Baez-Russell-Bryant

World Series 2015!!!!

Another thought: Can we perhaps begin a Darren Rovell Google bomb? Kind of like what happened to Craig James?

It is unclear where Biddle's funeral will be held, as the nearest church is in a no wake zone

With all the egg, at least your sideburns are no longer the most embarrassing thing on your face.

Dude, that's a sports radio comedy bit.

Stanchions, measurements, configurations, flimsiness.... Whatever happened to "accidents happen" and "look before you leap?" Shit happens. And ESPN and everyone else is acting like the dude just became the next Dennis Byrd. Yeah, it's gross. But he'll be back. Jesus, America: sack up!

Some of us are masochists. Also, stop being such a pussy.

Only women think nut scratching is gross. It needs to be done and they don't understand that because they don't have balls.

I don't take any greater joy in my day than when I'm digging in my nose and become abundantly fruitful, then flick said nose fruit into traffic as I drive home from work.

My last girlfriend absolutely loved popping my zits. Like, would get mad at me if I popped it myself because she wanted to.

Munster, Indiana.

Why, are you outraged that you thought Samer was outraged?

Where in my post did I sound outraged?

Chicago is like, please, gurl.

Michael Bay must be directing the sequel