That is a great point and I am pleased that you've spent the time and space elucidating it here. Thanks for your contribution.

U-S-A! U-S-A!

I can't tell if you're just being helpful or didn't get the joke - or both.

I think the word is Schweinsteiger.

Expect tens of dollars of damage

no, that's Jon Heder.

Just stick around this week. There's gonna be shit coming out your ears.

Dat Ass.

Pictured: Beard, Blackbeard

He's a moron and is doing this to himself but he clearly has problems and is ruining his life and you're happy about it because of fantasy football? You're an asshole.

I guess that makes him the real winner then.

He's just angry that he posted an article that was made useless and then called him on it. Most journalists inherently think they are more intelligent than you.

It's no surprise to hear that Warren Sapp doesn't tip.

[Warren Sapp checks account balance]

Likely didn't help the waitress so much that she put sand in his Reuben either.

Yeah, totes. If the waiter called him "boy," like a 1950s Hattiesburg sheriff, he has every right not to tip. In fact, I support a riot in this instance. Because fuck white people. Always.

Yet here you are, posting on Deadspin and likely getting paid to do so.

Are your jimmies rustled? No one cares dude. Criticism is part of your job, be on your game next time.

Anyone else think this is the beginning of an episode of SVU

I'd dismiss this useless comment, but then people would think I'm covering it up. I tossed the idea at Craggs at 7:23 p.m., according to the GChat timestamp, left for a bit, and came back to finish it without looking at Gawker or Twitter. That doesn't happen often, but it happened. There's your behind-the-scenes look!