Fucking Wondo!!!!!

Personally, I think you should go fuck yourself.

Aww, you're trying so hard. Keep at it!

I'm a USA fan today too, sorry you guys....

This is the most insightful article you've written on the USMNT all tournament.

Just "fucked", or does this reach "well and truly fucked" territory?

God damn, that is metal.

RR doesn't distribute in Massachusetts.

Harpoon and Sam Adams on a top 15 IPA list? You're fucking kidding right?

Whether he "dived" or not is irrelevant and would require either a confession from Robben or a fucking crystal ball. He was fouled. End of story.

So, being clipped after you've beat your defender isn't a foul?

This ref has been iffy from start for both sides. wow.

does Jamie Moyer always speak in Continuous Moan?

Nonono, it was a play on the people who always yell "STICK TO SPORTS" at Deadspin. So I was, in turn, yelling a similar thing at the WSJ.

STICK TO NEWS!

Bill Simmons: [fixed on his notes, searching for a way to further embarrass himself]

David Stern actually made the Houston Rockets use their pick on Sam Cassell. Luckily, he strung together a good career, despite having Martian Syndrome.

The Knicks had him at the top of their board and were disappointed he didn't fall to them at 34.

America: Whenever black people lose, we win.

Yep. Vandy may be dandy, but dicks get clicks.