This isn't a Deadspin post, this is from (and you are commenting at) The Concourse.

people have always brought extra balls for this predicament

So you're the guy that still brings his glove to the game and dives over children to retrieve that near-valueless object. You go ahead and keep that ball my guy. I'm still gonna throw it back.

I get this is deadspin and there is supposed to be this cynical superiority especially when it comes to the wrigley field bleachers, but why can't it just be a fun tradition to show disdain towards the team just hit a home run against your favorite team?

Mensa isn't an acronym.

In his defense, those new nozzles on the gas cans you buy at a gas station goddamned suck. Gas leaks everywhere, half of it ends up on the ground. I'm sure it's a mandated safety feature or something, but they work like shit.

Milhouse van Houten?

Its over

Ummmmm. No.

Kerry Wood's start was better.

Ah, you must not have been alive on May 6th, 1998. Or at least of age to remember what occured in Wrigley Field on that day.

Hmm, so what will the Brits do? Aside from humiliate themselves again I mean

Don't you realize that making an annoying post in response to the annoying Rangers fans is just as annoying?

Stringer Bull

Michael Jordan - 6 Finals,6 Final Wins,One team. Debate over.

You're really enjoying coming onto an American website and shitting all over as many stupid Americans as you possibly can, aren't you? Unfortunately, it's a fucking pathetic thing to do. Shut the fuck up.

In case nobody has let you know yet, you are the worst writer on deadspin.