If you assume all other people are idiots (I know, it’s difficult) the whole thing gets easier. We have a multi-level mall with as many parking levels in the adjoining parking garage. You wouldn’t believe how far (literally) people go just to park at base level. They park in the farthest corner, while smart me goes up…

Uh, that reminds me of that spectacular flight a 24-year old driver sent his Skoda Octavia (a slightly larger and cheaper Golf-derivative) on. He managed to hit a berm at a perfect angle and perfect speed, shot at least 33 feet high and straight into a church roof. He was severely wounded, but lived.

Black Badge reflects the desires of a distinct group of Rolls-Royce clients: men and women who take risks, break rules and build success on their own terms.

The First Order, while huge, was never implied to be as big as the Empire but now they have a hundred Star Destroyers, while the Rebels went from 40 people and one ship to a massive army bigger than the original Rebels in one year.

More commonly known as the “Audi palette”...

While I certainly get some of your points, telling me

The cooling needed isn’t that much. In fact, most excavators (wheeled and tracked), wheelloaders, forklifts etc are built that way. A hydrostatic drive is a great thing for driving off road. Huge torque, no break-prone U-joints and you can switch from forward to reverse at any speed. The downsides are speed (max 20…

...cops are out ticketing [...] motorcyclists for [...] having their visors up...

My grandfather, a construction machinery salesman, had perfected the way of steering around these obstacles. He just came forward, stretched out his hand and greeted the “stranger” with “Oh, Mr *subtlyclearingthroat*, great to see you here!” And it worked. His customers always were delighted that he remembered their…

convincing children to eat noodles

If you think armed citizens would save the nation from a misbehaving government, well, look again.

You spelt “failure” wrong...

Still, it irks me that a car company as tech-oriented as Porsche would listen to the marketing-bullshitters in that instance. Hell, your water and oil gauges are reading real values whereas every other car maker uses customer-soothing dampening.

“Something Else” is a strange name for a girl...

A DVD Box Set? Along with some audio books on MC and the score on 8-track? Better bunker up some petroleum for the shopping run in my automobile ... post-haste!

Whoa, hold your horses! He wants to shoot up hogs, not a school.

Yeah, right ... so you really want your son to bully the stronger kids? Go on..

Because of the fires, you couldn’t get a Méhari registered in Germany. Someone way up must’ve thought: “Hm, they seem to be quite flammable … and they’re French, too. Well, no soup for you!”

What a shame! Such a pristine condition, single seats in the back … and a cheapo Bling-Bling chrome-adorned run-of-the-mill head unit. There are lots of (visually) period correct BMW Stereos that could be upgraded to MP3/Bluetooth. Or a nice Becker.

I can’t help but see the flag of the 1871-1919 German Empire (at least color-wise) in it...