I hate Illinois Nazis!

You forgot the “So long, suckers!” speech bubble...

Thank you!

Sadly, normal people don’t buy them anymore. They buy every bland, uniform, cowardly designed 2WD-Crossover/SUV-shitcan they can get a hold of.

the brochure was in German? I can’t imagine the Germans were buying many american cars in the 70's

Since I’m (white, male, 42) blessed (or cursed) with copious amounts of thick hair: Yes, I do occasionally get a “Whoa, can I touch your hair? Oh, X, come over here, you gotta touch his hair, it’s great!”

Barry Levinson’s 1998 undersea sci-fi thriller is based on Crichton’s 1987 novel, and it has maybe the most impressive cast of any film on this list:...

Range Rover Evoke

A niche indeed, but: A similar tactic is used whenever someone tries to sell an US-car over here in Germany. You find a car with a low mileage (default search is by kilometers) only to discover somewhere hidden in the text “KMs are miles”. While bending the rules of the universe, they are signaling thereby that the…

...since it implies a deficiency

Traction =/= Handling

Wait ... what?!

No “Boozed-up-coffee” story without the Pharisee from Northern Germany, a coffee with sugar, at least 4cl dark rum* and a bonnet of whipped cream!

While large scale open pit mining is in fact still under way in Germany, the efforts of eco-activists finally gain ground. The clearing of Hambach forest is on hold for now and the political climate seems to have changed.

By the time the photo has been taken, all the Alfasud in the middle were rusted beyond recognition....

Not entirely! The Holden was based on the Opel-platform, as you can see on the slightly bulgy window-line and the awful door handles. But the Aussies completed the car by shoehorning a LT-V8 into it, something Opel tried with the Omega V8, but shied away from it in the last second (brochures were already printed).…

This is a great recording of David Coffin! It’s my go-to feelgood shanty. Watch out for the small guy with the green shirt and green cap (on the left in the picture above) who sings the counterpoint voice (is that the correct term?).

For the first time this model receives Fully-variable 4MATIC, allowing the torque of the engine to be distributed from 0-100% between the front and rear axles, depending on the selected driving mode.

The shot of Ouzo is a traditional digestif, consumed after the meal. While not exactly helping with digestion, it feels good after a hearty platter of gyros or bifteki.

“The only time it would present itself ... would be if the president was as nutty as a fruit cake.”