Found some more bits buried in Russian forums (thanks to Google Translate for ... trying I guess):

Wow indeed

Real quick explanation. Every country has their own “club” league (MLS - US, EPL - Britain, La Liga - Spain, Bundes Liga - Germany). Messi plays for Barcelona in La Liga. Players can also play for their national teams in tournaments like the World Cup or Euro Cup (national tournament of only European Nations). On to…

Messi plays for 4 teams in 7 leagues. The soccer super bowl is October 19th between two of messi’s teams. He will play for both sides

And what did we grow up with?

This made me go look at Acura’s lineup, where I promptly fell asleep. Now that I’m well rested, I’m checking Acura’s lineup and will report back after a quick nap because my eyes are getting heavy.

It’s true, I now instruct my chauffeur to extend no courtesies.

Even if it hadn’t been blurredy by vibration, positioned where it is, I’m not sure it would give much more of a view than of the driver’s face.

Doug DeMurano. Now and forever.

8787 isn’t the solid choice I had hoped it was.

Creepy? Is that really the most apt word here? Sad, somber, sobering, historic, candid, humanizing, evocative, emotional, even polarizing, sure. But creepy?

Just stay away from Discount Taco.

I thought this was going to be about Nexen tires.

I JUST WANNA KNOW WHO THE BUTTHOLE WAZZZ!

Are you gonna hire this guy for the Jalop YouTube channel? He obviously brings a lot to the table.

I’m like..........

Magnus is an awesome salesman. I spent years trying to convince Porsche that schizophrenic homeless folk buy their products. Well Porsche, you snooze you loose.

So much mustache!

In tokyo disney you can bring your own cooler of food and park it wherever, usually in a grassy area full of other unattended coolers. When you come back, it is unmolested and you have your own food right there. Happiest place on earth.