I'd say so, unless you're Murderface and play bass with it.

He looks like he can really drop the fries in hot oil.

We're not big enough for groupies yet, but I'm waiting. Bring on the ladies!

Paella. I love cooking Spanish food. My mom is Catalan so I like introducing my friends to this culture through food.

You are so right about that genre! I can only think of Romero's zombie movies as having any black actors in a major role. Have you seen that new show Sleepy Hollow? The promos made it look totally stupid but it's actually pretty good. Anyway, its lead actress is black and a cop and she deals exclusively with…

You drive a Miata, you aren't a car nut at all.

What the actual fuck is up with feminists trying to justify physical and emotional abuse when it's parents spanking and yelling at their children? On a website that feels comfortable telling men they're creepers if they try to have a conversation with you even if you you're wearing headphones?

Oh, you.