Fizzwazoo
Fizzwazoo
Fizzwazoo

Is it inadvisable to rock out with your cock out?

Hahaha or Jajaja?

Is Miata the new hipster car choice for drivers? I've encountered more Jalopies saying how much a "driver's car" the Miata is.

Do you integrate Spanish lyrics into your songs?(Can you speak Spanish fluently? I have Spanish heritage as well and I intend on getting your next album, this band seems awesome.)

Have you channeled content from the Lesser Key as inspiration for you music or is it just a catchy name.

Do you have many male/female groupies? How many have you slept with? Are you Gene Simmons-tier yet?

How acquainted are you with demonology? Have you actually read The Lesser Key of Solomon and done any invocations?

Am I supposed to follow the same logic to give credence to otherkin and two-souled and all of the other tumblrcore orientations? I'm curious where the cut-off point is for this kind of thing.

I've been avoiding it but I will give it a try this week. Hopefully it's not as dumb as I've convinced myself it is. Thank you for the recommendation though!

While we are discussion problematic movies, why do supernatural things only happen to white people. Is there a single horror movie where the family is a minority or are all ghosts racist?

Miata, Fit, Cruze, Excel. Dude..... just stop.

The things that are important to you as a crabby old adult are not the things that are important to a 6 year old.

What does the population of a minority group need to be for these demands of ethnic inclusion to actually happen. For instance, there isn't a massive outcry for Arab or South Eastern Asian comediennes. Is it only because the writers have black male actors dressing as women so often on the show?

Is it really so bad to make fun of some names though? There is a college football player named Haha Clinton-Dix.... that's a legitimately stupid name, right?

You drive a Miata, you aren't a car nut at all. Also Audi is superior to BMW. Also, Lamborghini are overrated and should be considered German cars.

Is Putin banning homosexuals from Sochi?

"Hey son, daddy is leaving and we will never see him again. It was all your fault."

She gives kids (not to hard, obvs) slaps. That's all I need to know she is a shithead.

Do you all think that death threats to a rapist permissible? I certainly do, but it seems from that bombing costume article that many feel making death/rape threats for any reason is inexcusable. These fuckers deserve all of the fear and hate the planet can muster towards them.