I mean, considering its the MMO successor to FFXI. They could make a tank out of Ninjas.

Typical of a racehorse owner, he feels no shame beating a dead horse.

maybe the game spent so long in development that these were actually sharp witted jokes at one point...

It would certainly explain why he is such a dick to Frylock all the time.

It's time to say it. Look, video gamers. I am sure you are all good, fine people, but please leave your crap out of our shows about ponies. Every time I turn around its video games this, video games that. All the forums I read are plague by video games. Give it a rest, you deviants.

Entirely irrelevant to what I said. Like, 100%.

PSO doesnt really count as a mmo, as its really just a hand full of players through a elaborate lobby system, but I get the idea. :)

Most programmers aren't artists. I know I'm a terrible artist. I can still make decent 8bit art. If I don't use pixel art I have to beg artists I know to make graphics for me.

Nope, Turns Out Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts Is Not Better With A Mouse & Keyboard

Dragoon getting hit by everything and falling off cliff. Its like I'm watching an actual game live.

My theory is that every post-2000s Disney movie is a spinoff of Frasier.

Hexagun, Final Fantasy XI

Nothing wrong with mobile. I spend half my waking hours playing Threes. But when game publishers dredge up old franchises like Dungeon Keeper and RollerCoaster Tycoon just to bastardize them in an attempt to make a quick buck off microtransactions and other horrendous monetization practices, some rage is most…

I love it when you all use the photo I am not in to represent Kotaku.

This is great: your message was posted only 9 minutes ago, according to what Kotaku is telling me, and yet the original article has already been changed to omit the line you quote.

The coupon did not have an expiration date, however, and so our lazy friend took it to a grocery store to try to use it. You won't believe what happens next!

The thing I want to scream at all the trolls in this game...