Tie downs you say?

Have one of those in my hometown, but it is slipping into disrepair, and it isn’t a Holiday Inn anymore. Still have fond memories of it though.

I was going to recommend some 7 or 9 mil gloves, they are really durable, but allow for the dexterity that other shop gloves don’t.  I would say it would help with the ladies, having clean hands, but who are we kidding, this is David.

What about his bro Bodie?

Absolutely loved the smart ass commentary from the news caster. He deserves an award.

Sex with pigs?! Where do we line up?

I had a 2009 Ford Flex, and the most fun way to reach the rear seats was through the hatch. Pull lever 2, and the whole seat would pivot back, so the seat is on its back facing up, I would load the kids in like astronauts, and tilt the seat forward until it clicked into place. I am sure Ford didn’t design them that…

I think the original poster was concerned that the cops had their guns drawn, that was completely unnecessary in this situation, especially with a child present. Cops are professional, but a drawn gun always has a higher probability of discharge than one in a holster.

You’re a wizard Harry.

The work on this abomination looks to be fairly good, but this car makes about much sense as a Dale Chihuly crack pipe. I can’t believe no commenters have mentioned the loss of cargo space, and making that Subaru FWD is surely causing that transmission to long for the relief that death would bring. The only way I…

Or a free ride when you’ve already paid.

Torch, you are wrong about one thing, the data tapes that were stolen were about the Death Star’s weakness, not the whole thing. Also, does it bother anyone else that the graphic depictions of the Death Star all have the dish at the equator, but the physical model has it above the equator? Whoever is the guy that…

Dat’s a good ideal.

I am sure you don’t care, but televison and radio stations east of the Mississippi start with a W, while stations west start with a K. So an actual station LMAO “All Commedy All The Time” wouldn’t be possible.

And kids are terrible, so who cares if they die.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

There is always one of those guys who wants to watch the world burn.