Ha, I was in the same place. I was like why would you go into the country, and not near an ocean, or body of water to watch a submarine race?

Oh god, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Tell me more about this shitting with your pants down? What is the benefit?

To keep the hookers in the trunk entertained? But if they are in the trunk, then they are probably dead, so... I think it is some kind of statement, like I am such a rich asshole, I can put TV’s where no one can watch them.

Nevermind, wasn’t paying attention

This is a diesel engine feature. It is a lot more detrimental to a diesel fuel system to have water in it.

When Graverobber said the seller had something else to plow, I was hoping he was going to go the new girlfriend route.

How did you miss the benefit of being able to easily use the other drive thru at Rally’s/Checker’s?

Well played good sir...well played.

I agree it was ahead of it’s time. It had funny proportions, but it was well thought out inside, and looked nice from the inside. Also the tent attachment was a really cool feature.

But you don't take my word for it...Reading Rainbow! Seriously though, that sounds like an awesome book. I will have to check it out.

But the original Jensen's designs looked like they were influenced by the Mustang, or vice versa, don't remember which came out first, and too lazy to look it up. I was actually thinking they could make a body kit for a mustang, and call it a day. But I got to the rear 3/4 view, and I was like Whaaaat?!

Ford GT40 has got it going on, velocity stacks, bundle of snakes exhaust, all in a very sexy body.

Well played my good man, well played.

Yes.

Most likely the 'victim' was wearing one of three options, a tank top, a t-shirt with the sleeves cut out, or no shirt at all. None of which are acceptable driving attire. So I am going to come out and say it. The guy got what he deserved.

Replicarception? or Fauxception

Only ever so slightly disapointed they didn't drive the tractor with some two wheel action. The youtube screen cap had me wishing. That would have made an awesome video epic. Maybe next time.

Assuming

I just assumed these things came from the factory with a wonky bumper. Rarely did I see one otherwise.