You must be new here. Here is a nickle's worth of free advice. If you are looking at a COTD, you can gaurantee $kaycog will be a the first commenter with a picture relating to the subject matter. It is just how things are done around here, and I and the Jalopnik commenters would appreciate it if you appologized to…

No, I think Volvo's are pretty reliable. Now I think they were testing an auto braking feature, but I am not sure if it has come to market yet.

Yeah, I was going to comment that is the most 'Murican Russian I have ever seen, when I saw the Dale Jr. livery on his rig.

I definitely agree with you that this guy is really smart, but on the other hand, I wouldn't want a mouth breathing moron on the other end of the line in an emergency situation like the ones described.

Alternate Title: How to make your life miserable at the airport.

So cool, looks like a wrangler and a sidekick GOT..IT..ON!

So in one sentence you are condemning Obama, I am assuming because of his "Socialist" agenda, then you are wanting oil companies to sell you gas under market value, which sounds very Socialist/Communist to me. You can't have it both ways. Also, the President has pretty much nothing to do with gas prices, a President…

Sure they look cool, but can you imagine this truck trying to overtake another one like it going .1 mph faster than the other. It would take forever. Trains and short haul trucks I think are the best solution here. Our highways would be less clogged and torn up, and trains are much more efficient at moving freight

(Meniacal Laugh) HA HA HA I am Lucas Electrics...The Prince of Darkness!!

Growing up, I had my fair share of spankings, and looking back, I deserved them. I am not against corporal punishment, but I haven’t used it for several years on either of my children. When I do use it, I have only applied a smack to the bottom. I haven’t pulled ears, or smacked the kid in the face, I don’t think…

I know I am late to the conversation, but I would have to agree. Graverobber has been the guy that has kept me coming back through all of the Jalopnik/Gawker changes no matter how annoying.

Yeah, I have to agree. That is one of my pet peeves on Craigslist. If you aren't going to up front about the price, I don't want to deal with you. CP just for that.

I think maybe your definition of classic needs to be refined, because I saw a CRX in there. I would consider that a modern classic. Maybe 40 years old should be the cutoff for this flow chart, and make another one for newer classics. That would make more sense, and you wouldn't have to leave off so many of the cars…

Bacon tastes gooood, pork chops taste gooood.

Unless you are fishing for some strange on the side. Which is the vibe I got from the pictures.

Rollin' Coal!! Murica F-Yeah!!

It is pretty confusing, but first thing you can do to bring some order to the maddness is to visit 'jalopnik.com/latest' that will put the articles in order of newness. As far as I understand OppositeLock, is just an area where you can talk about anything with fellow Jalopnik's. The other blogs I think you are…

Having an air bag deploy in an accident I was involved in, I am going to bet it was the air bags, they smell like burning, and they burn your lungs to boot.