I got a little carried away once building my burrito, and the guy wrapping it caused a breach, and he offered to double wrap it. And I have to say it was nice having a little extra tortilla. So another hack would be to have them double wrap your burrito.

Put a suitcase full of $10.5k worth of blow in the trunk. Ta-Da a Cavalier worth 11.5k.

I really kind of like this version of 'No Diggity'. Does anyone know who sings it?

Dude I think it was a Ferrari!

I had a friend with an 086 IBM, and he was trying to clear out some old files in DOS. When he ran the 'dir' command, there were two files '*' and '*.*' his next command was 'del *.*'. Exactly 10ms later panic ensued, and we spent the rest of the day trying ot put it back.