Quit being such a Celtics homer. Your Bias is showing.

Watch out for dihydrogen monoxide, that shit’ll get you. It dissolves nearly everything. So dangerous.

“This is a bipartisan issue.”

The sad part is that no, it actually isn’t. One party very specifically looks for ways to nickel-and-dime the poor and make their lives miserable whenever possible. And of course, the incentives local governments face that steer them towards helping to fund themselves through things like…

The world was built by intense weirdos. We stand on the shoulders of weird giants.

Are Euclidding me with that joke?

+ (sin²x + cos²x)

Man, black lifetimes still don’t matter.

A jag off is definitely NOT “aiding and abetting future generations”, dude. That’s the whole point of the act.

“Tom Thibodeaux is playing basketball now?! I thought he was in the minority league with the Metropositives!” - Emmitt Smith

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

the eagles tried this with riley cooper not to long ago, but he doesn’t blend in well with anything of color.

I’m just glad it wasn’t the Falcons getting burned by Richard.

Could be drunk in the stadium. I can imagine him wandering alone with a bottle through the empty corridors in the middle of the night, muttering obscure football trivia to the void.

Rooting for the Texans is like ordering unflavored ice milk and then getting botulism poisoning from it.

I’ll give it a try:

Pat Response to Entropy Results in Heat Death

So what you’re saying is...you have 2020 vision.

Lucius is going to be pissed that Lacob stole his technology.

I know Kaepernick said he wasn’t trying to win anyone over. But maybe he should have. He’s probably killed his career, and he didn’t move the needle. The problem is that the people he needs to win over have an irrational, knee-jerk reaction to stunts like this. There is a serious problem in this country, where cops…

Don’t tell Whitney Houston that...