“Stedman Bailey”

Fuck you, putting Grimlock at third. Grimlock am king. Grimlock am superior spokesperson to purple wad.

🎶 I’m sorry Hue Jackson / I am for real

...Jesse Eisenberg preens and over-enunciates and waxes crazily pedantic...

With Griffin, I always had the notion he was more of an average to perhaps slightly above average QB. When the Skins picked him, I was utterly annoyed. (Then again, I’m one of those guys who believe that the 5 up front are the most important people in the offense, which apparently is the unpalatable answer to most…

By coincidence, today’s top piece on Jezebel was also the Rockets’ best offer for Dwight Howard:

Most Likely To Fail Upward

If they are whirling dervishes of death, Marcus Cannon is a whirling turnstile of death

“Lue is a hard worker, but has consistently been stepped over for a position.”

Hrm. I am glad you have pleasant experiences visiting the Ville. I am from Gainesville, born and raised. Let me tell you this is getting shared all over because GPD is generally THE WORST.. as a resident you would much rather come into contact with the County’s Sheriff dept.

“They’re just thrilled to be on the game. They love being on the game. It’s like the biggest highlight of their life, is to be on the game.”

With a QB that could not throw more than 10 yards and no timeouts. Plus they would have needed a TD, taking 3 knees was they right choice

If you put a gun to my head I would be forced to admit that Marvin Harrison is the best receiver that I ever saw play and perhaps the greatest football player of all time.

“Damn it Loehmann, you’re a loose cannon. I’ve got protests all over the city and LeBron James on my ass. Give me your badge. You’re suspended until further notice.”

Stormtrooper is definitely appropriate. They were clones if something greater than themselves and are programmed to shoot wildly without any provocation

Also, she has trouble reaching the stove from the floor.

“The Foles Protocol”: worst Robert Ludlum book ever.

Cohaagen is sending Richter and various other goons to kill JPP. Gotta keep charging the Martians for that air...

The child is an orphan. Her mother died in January, her grandmother in July. She was just put into foster care. Her “crime” was looking at her phone for a moment. When she refused to leave class after being yelled at, the teacher/admin/cop called a nuclear strike in on the depressed orphan. That’s the part you are…