I usually just go with Black people or niggas....unless I want to be bourgeois, then I toss out an American Negro.

The fact that only nine people got this reference makes me feel so old. +1 pterodactyl infested island.

No, it does not matter because she assaulted him.....fuck her and everyone saying it was on him to keep a level head. How about you fuckbois teach your special little snowflakes to keep their hands to themselves because some of us don’t play that shit.

Well you’re a right fucking cunt, aren’t you boyo...rule number one when out in public: keep your hands to your muthafuckin self, or bad shit could very well happen.

So basically you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about and just wanted to feel good about yourself. Pro tip: adults aren’t children, so if one adult batters another, the battered adult can and should defend themselves......and you don’t get to decide what is proportionate force. You’re out of your element,…

Well, he did loose his bowels all over the field last night......

Well, hello Coach Belichick....good to have you here.

Kent State, MOVE, and now Standing Rock say otherwise.

Should’ve been a better athlete, then. Then you could’ve beaten your body to shit, gotten a sham degree, and have know it all assholes on the internet talk about you like a dog. Why do you think the joke is players not good enough to be drafted will be selling insurance?

What makes you presume everyone who didn’t vote would have voted for Clinton? I didn’t vote for specifically for that reason.....I saw no one qualified. Maybe some of us are just tired of voting for the “lesser evil” when it’s not really a degree, but a difference in execution. As a Black man in America, I am just…

The problem with statements such as this is that it presupposes that all racists and supremacists are stupid......Mr Bannon here is a testament to the invalidity of that premise.

I was actually thiiiiiiiiiiissss close to forgetting about Norv, Shotclockenheimer, and Spurrier shit-sandwiched around whatever the fuck Terry Robiskie thought he was doing. Thanks, pal.

Hey now....some of us can’t help where we were born.....so don’t lump all of us in with these cretins, please.

White dude and a black dude, white dude driving, “urban” area.....definitely a drug deal in progress. Them’s the breaks.

That third stanza is why I haven’t stood or placed my hand on my heart in two decades.

Damn...Martin Lawrence really let himself go...

Dude....what the fuck? Whether you like it or not, this was a win for labor. He just saved someone else, who probably wouldn’t be a “privileged white boy” a fight they probably couldn’t afford by sticking to his guns. Don’t be a dipshit, please.

Patriots fans. I can honestly say I knew more Browns fans....even when they DIDN’T. HAVE. A. FUCKING. TEAM.

Leave....quickly!

This GIF always fucks me up....the look of utter disbelief he has is amazing, like he can’t believe he skipped a meth and hooker party for this bullshit